{"id":391,"date":"2008-07-20T20:54:12","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T00:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tprinteractive.net\/erraticfoxboy\/?p=391"},"modified":"2008-07-20T20:54:12","modified_gmt":"2008-07-21T00:54:12","slug":"too-funny-to-describe%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/view\/too-funny-to-describe%e2%80%a6\/","title":{"rendered":"Too funny to describe\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"

I found this floating on my AIM account’s ’email’. Read on if you dare.\n<\/p>\n

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X-AOL-UID: 3352.808499491
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X-AOL-DATE: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 1:12:50 PM Eastern Daylight Time
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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0for <biafrarepublic@aim.com>; Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:12:26 -0700 (PDT)
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Message-ID: <1216573946.20930.507917.sendbirthday@mx.plaxo.com>
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Date: 20 Jul 2008 17:12:26 -0000
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From: “AIM Universal Address Book” <aimuniversaladdressbook@plaxo.com>
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To: “Biafra Republic” <biafrarepublic@aim.com>
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Precedence: bulk
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Subject: FUCK AOL’s birthday is tomorrow (Jul. 21)
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Biafra,
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FUCK AOL’s birthday is tomorrow (Jul. 21). It’s coming up on July 21st!
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Send FUCK a FREE e-card:
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http:\/\/www.plaxo.com\/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=10&s=27044033&f=1&new=1&bday=2008-07-21&src=aimDay7PhotoOffVal
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Send FUCK a printed birthday card – $3.95 each
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http:\/\/www.plaxo.com\/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=13&s=27044033&f=1
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Send FUCK a bouquet of fresh flowers – starting at $24.95
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http:\/\/www.plaxo.com\/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=22&s=27044033&f=1
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Buy FUCK gifts for her:
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http:\/\/www.plaxo.com\/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=30&s=27044033&f=1
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or for him:
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Buy FUCK books, music, and more!
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http:\/\/www.plaxo.com\/click?key=BN_bmm&u=55837400640&uniq=239111274&s=27044033
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or a Barnes & Noble Gift Card
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http:\/\/www.plaxo.com\/click?key=BN_gc&u=55837400640&uniq=239111274&s=27044033
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With Plaxo, you’ll never forget a birthday again!
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Thanks,
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The Plaxo Team
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To snooze this reminder:
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http:\/\/www.plaxo.com\/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=6&s=27044033
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Learn more about Plaxo Birthday Reminders:
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http:\/\/www.plaxo.com\/support\/birthday_reminder
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Turn birthday reminders off for FUCK AOL or for every contact:
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http:\/\/www.plaxo.com\/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=1&s=27044033
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