{"id":4861,"date":"2012-03-06T09:52:07","date_gmt":"2012-03-06T13:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/erraticfoxboy.tumblr.com\/post\/18846178603"},"modified":"2012-03-06T09:52:07","modified_gmt":"2012-03-06T13:52:07","slug":"spexfoxtoefischknee-cannonhes-out-of-shape-you-can","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/view\/spexfoxtoefischknee-cannonhes-out-of-shape-you-can\/","title":{"rendered":"spexfox:\n\ntoefisch:\n\nKNEE CANNON!!!\n\nHe\u2019s out of shape. You can&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lyujjubZUF1r6jp81o1_500.gif?w=525\"\/><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/spexfox.tumblr.com\/post\/18843841946\/toefisch-knee-cannon-hes-out-of-shape\">spexfox<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/toefisch.tumblr.com\/post\/17006591290\/knee-cannon\">toefisch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>KNEE CANNON!!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>He\u2019s out of shape. You can actually see the doctor fly as opposed to just seeing a sudden line of smoke.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Doctor: I\u2019m giving you a reflex test\u2014<\/p>\n<p>Patient: *knees doctor in face* What did I tell you? NO MEANS NO!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>spexfox:<\/p>\n<p>toefisch:<\/p>\n<p>KNEE CANNON!!!<\/p>\n<p>He\u2019s out of shape. You can actually see the doctor fly as opposed to just seeing a sudden line of smoke.<\/p>\n<p>Doctor: I\u2019m giving you a reflex test\u2014<br \/>\nPatient: *knees doctor in face* What did I tell you? NO MEANS NO!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1321,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11,361],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogroll","category-feeds"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4i2NN-1gp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1321"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4861"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5661,"href":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4861\/revisions\/5661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/biafrarepublic.me\/erraticfoxboy\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}