Too funny to describe…

I found this floating on my AIM account’s ’email’. Read on if you dare.

 

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Subject: FUCK AOL’s birthday is tomorrow (Jul. 21)

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Biafra,

 

FUCK AOL’s birthday is tomorrow (Jul. 21). It’s coming up on July 21st!

 

 

Send FUCK a FREE e-card:

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=10&s=27044033&f=1&new=1&bday=2008-07-21&src=aimDay7PhotoOffVal

 

Send FUCK a printed birthday card – $3.95 each

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=13&s=27044033&f=1

 

Send FUCK a bouquet of fresh flowers – starting at $24.95

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=22&s=27044033&f=1

 

Buy FUCK gifts for her:

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=30&s=27044033&f=1

or for him:

 

 

Buy FUCK books, music, and more!

http://www.plaxo.com/click?key=BN_bmm&u=55837400640&uniq=239111274&s=27044033

or a Barnes & Noble Gift Card

http://www.plaxo.com/click?key=BN_gc&u=55837400640&uniq=239111274&s=27044033

 

 

 

With Plaxo, you’ll never forget a birthday again!

 

Thanks,

The Plaxo Team

 

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http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=6&s=27044033

Learn more about Plaxo Birthday Reminders:

http://www.plaxo.com/support/birthday_reminder

Turn birthday reminders off for FUCK AOL or for every contact:

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=1&s=27044033

 

 

 

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SMS Post

Hey there, bitches. I’m still alive and kicking. Just goes to show ya that ya keep a foxie down. Let the games begin.

I feel beige today

Right now, I should be happier. I’m turning 25 on Monday, I’m doing okay at school, and I’m a lot more comfortable with myself than I’ve been in a long time. And yet, I feel beige.

Not sad, not happy, not angry, not even depressed.

Just beige.

Maybe this will help…

*heads off to eat… leaving a video behind*

Hapless noobs. So fun to pwn…

.:18·47·35:. joins: kogenlover4lyfe ([email protected]) [17 users]

.:18·47·48:. «kogenlover4lyfe» lol its not crowded

.:18·47·53:. «Kogen» lol

.:18·48·11:. «kogenlover4lyfe» so anyway

.:18·48·15:. «kogenlover4lyfe» i <3 kogen

.:18·48·16:. «kogenlover4lyfe» i <3 kogen

.:18·48·18:. «kogenlover4lyfe» i <3 kogen

.:18·48·20:. «kogenlover4lyfe» i <3 kogen

.:18·48·22:. «kogenlover4lyfe» i <3 kogen

.:18·48·25:. «Noir» That’s possible?

.:18·48·27:. «Noir» lol

.:18·48·39:. «kogenlover4lyfe» i will rape you

.:18·48·42:. «kogenlover4lyfe» if you don’t love kogen

.:18·49·08:. «Noir» Are you female?

.:18·49·15:. «kogenlover4lyfe» are you gay?

.:18·49·23:. «Noir» No.

.:18·49·44:. «kogenlover4lyfe» oh because i sense gay fluids coming out of your mind

.:18·50·03:. «kogenlover4lyfe» you’re funny hahahahaha

.:18·50·23:. «Noir» You’re confusing me with Gunther (Does he even use IRC? D:)

.:18·50·28:. «kogenlover4lyfe» noob

.:18·50·31:. «kogenlover4lyfe» noob

.:18·50·34:. «kogenlover4lyfe» noob

.:18·50·34:. ~Joshu sets mode: +b *!*chatzilla@*.nwrk.east.verizon.net

.:18·50·34:. [%] [Joshu] banned (kogenlover4lyfe)

.:18·50·34:. kogenlover4lyfe was kicked by ~Joshu (Don’t repeat yourself!)

.:18·51·32:. «@LSnK» 😮

.:18·51·53:. «Noir» 😮

.:18·54·22:. «Kogen» :0

.:18·55·07:. «Biafra» This is going onto my blog

Indecisiveness…

I’m trying to decide whether I want to protest against the latest ‘it’ cult. For those sifting through YouTube on a daily basis, you know who I’m talking about.

Hillary V. Obama

A message for you two…

No one wants to hear the attack ads. We are tired of the castigations and the half-truths and all that BS. Can you two just shut up for one day and run a reasonably clean campaign without resorting to the ‘I’m better than you’ crap?