Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-26

  • The time is 7:56 am. Time for breakfast. #
  • #ff One Follow Friday Special this week, going to @twidroyd for making it through Mr. Toad's Wild Ride and kicking Twitter in the nuts. #
  • #ff Winners: @Urtheart @SonicTweaker @Akhmin @cdrom1019 @Farrallth @TheByrus @mattatobin @xkeepah @Xial @philvgersims @Shadow5talker04 #
  • Welcome to the Follow Friday Selector Service, where random followers are mentioned. (Opt-out? DM me.) #ff #
  • @FlintyFoxy Wouldn't that be classified as a nightmare? #
  • @Xial Next time get it on Blu-Ray. We're in the same region as Japan when it comes to that… #
  • @Dragoneer *points at you* Blasphemer! #
  • @Shadow5talker04 @philvgersims I gave in just after breakfast. #
  • @Shadow5talker04 Good luck! #
  • @Shadow5talker04 Did somebody say McLawsuit? ๐Ÿ˜€ #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Good luck, man. #
  • @Hawkz101 Try Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream if you can. It's an insane mix of chocolate-covered waffle-cone, fudge, nuts, & ice cream. #
  • @tssznews You forgot Lloyd Bentsen #
  • @Hawkz101 Really? What flavor? #
  • Saw this thought @roareyraccoonhttp://youtu.be/jM4zvChNFKc #
  • @roareyraccoon You know what would be the biggest mindfuck of all?… The British PM being a closet furry (or someone in his cabinet)… #
  • @roareyraccoon good thing you haven't seen that episode of CSI: fron Season 4 that revolves around a furry con in Vegas. #
  • And if those last 2 messages weren't enough notice, @Twidroyd is now back for Android users, so update & give @twitter @support the bird <^> #
  • @philvgersims This looks like a job for coffee!!! #
  • @roareyraccoon Just make sure she doesn't gorge herself on all the afterbirth she's expelling with said kittens. #
  • What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in tโ€ฆ โ€” Either my wang or my desktop, it depends on the day… http://4ms.me/eGIE0u #
  • @m1kepro @Twidroyd not unless it comes prepaid and cheap!ยกVIVA ANDROID! ยกVIVA TWIDROYD! #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-19

  • Using the SMS interface to play the existential dick until @Twidroyd is back… #
  • RT @twidroyd ~~ PLEASE RT ~~ a new version of twidroyd that resolves our twitter ban will be avail. shortly. <— TAKE THAT @support #
  • Stopping for bread, then home.. (@ Big Chief) http://4sq.com/gW6T1j #
  • Blah fucking sinuses… #
  • Picking up some chicken for dinner eventually, then heading back home to my reborn desktop (yay!). #
  • @m1kepro Eww, no. No one looks good with a shaved head… #
  • Food! (@ McDonalds) http://4sq.com/huibVw #
  • @Svend_SPOnG It could also have something to do with having our laws regarding free speech and press in the Constitution, unlike the U.K. #
  • Damn, I am getting damn good at this swype thing… It's becoming more automatic with each word I swype. #android #
  • @roareyraccoon At least it wasn't a telemarketer or a debt collector. #
  • @Shadow5talker04 It could be worse: he could be using something annoying like the guy from @tssznews venting about how no one likes him. #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Sure as hell beats hosting it in outer space on some orbiting platform or another… #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Heheh, seriously, why would HM Gov't be giving money? #
  • @Svend_SPOnG A tax refund, perhaps? #
  • Watching some Star Trek on my new @virginmobileus Optimus V… #
  • Worst. Hacker. Ever. http://bit.ly/ijxOJm #
  • @xkeepah Blaaaaaah! #
  • @philvgersims Most everyone sucks at bowling, man. Don't worry about it. #
  • @SonicTweaker The bastard has no shame. He's a fucked up misogynist. #
  • Been using Twidroyd for #Twitter on my new #Android #Phone – Its #Free give it a try. http://www.twidroyd.com #
  • @sonicyoda That's because toddlers are smaller targets for pigeons to aim at than adults. #
  • @Farrallth Sounds like you need some caffeine and now. #
  • @Svend_SPOnG That is usually a good sign, yes. #
  • Morning already? ๐Ÿ™‚ (@ Biafra's House) http://4sq.com/giAxZg #
  • Finally got my new android from @virginmobileus, the LG Optimus V #
  • @roareyraccoon It just goes 2 show ya that banks should b treated as the casinos that they are (& like all casinos, the house always wins). #
  • @SonicTweaker I believe that virus is spreading a lot farther than you thought. My sinuses are pounding worse than the bass in a 70's porno. #
  • Ordered the @virginmobileus LG Optimus V late Sat. Now waiting for tracking number. #
  • @m1kepro Odd, I thought it was created by FTD. #
  • @roareyraccoon Fraid I gotcha beat, man. http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3533/img00076201008231751.jpg #
  • Okay, if you were on a tropical island where the natives worship you as their local deity for some reason or another… http://4ms.me/hMQLXS #
  • Seriously, ask me anything! I got this Formspring thingummy just for this reason !!! http://formspring.me/BiafraRepublic #
  • @Svend_SPOnG I hate to say this, but Android is giving Apple's iOS a run for it's money. Nokia just might be ruined by allying w/ Microsoft. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-12

  • Time to kick back and watch the hard freeze roll in… #
  • Damn you @BlackBerry! Your @twitter client won't shorten URLs anymore! RAEG!!!!! #
  • @aquadan88 While not an iPhone usr, I found this search Google's Gmail help. http://mail.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=72454 #
  • The time is 7:52am. Time for Breakfast! (@ Biafra's House) http://4sq.com/fJSloB #
  • @FlintyFoxy Pics please. #
  • @philvgersims Trying to build that statue from DTN on Minecraft, eh? #
  • @m1kepro It is 2:30am, too late for my 'A' material. #
  • @m1kepro Dear Mac User: Flash sucks because severe design flaws in Mac OS X added by Steve Jobs. We apologize for the inconvenience. -Adobe #
  • @Farrallth To be fair, America has 7 of the 10 deadliest snakes on Earth, and most of us avoid 'em save for cultists & venom harvesters… #
  • @roareyraccoon I'm thinking this music, played over the torture scene from 'Resivoir Dogs'… #
  • @tssznews Probably the same reason you pass off your pattern of abusiveness as 'old hat'. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-05

  • @VMUcare #IPcalypse refers to the depletion of available IP addresses that are currently used. Explanation: http://j.mp/ehk6jn #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Which one? #
  • @virginmobileus Dear VM: How will Phone web/data service and Broadband2Go service be affected by the #IPcalypse #
  • Spring begins when the first Nigerian scam of the year lands in your email's Inbox. #
  • For all the Groundhog Day observers: Groundhog Day is irrelevant. The best measurement of an early spring is in Nigerian scams… #
  • @Farrallth Oh not at all. It's only too much if it's in Blackletter. Ditto with the actual code… #
  • …Coming soon to my hot little hands ๐Ÿ˜€ #
  • Tax site: $0. Filing fee: $0. Refund joy: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's Debit @MasterCard.. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-29

  • @Xial it's not laziness, it's exclusive apps that work better. #
  • @Xial I wouldn't bother with that tablet because a.) No Android Market and b.) Unable to spell Chrome correctly (a bad sign) #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Actually using buses helps subliminally attract gamers in college as well as urban gamers, as it markets to them. #
  • #ff The second Follow Friday Special goes to @roareyraccoon on the occasion of his birthday. Happy b-day, bro! #
  • #ff Two Follow Friday Specials this week: The first to @Shadow5talker04 for earning his Advanced Computer Tech Degree #
  • #ff Winners: @m1ket @Xial @Dartanian88 @GavvieUK @blitzchris @SonicEpsilon @Hawkz101@Shadzter @blitzchris @aquadan88 @Jayzeach @Svend_SPOnG #
  • Time for the Follow Friday Pick'em! Where I pick out followers for a mention. Opt-out? DM me! #ff #
  • The time is 7am. Time for Breakfast! #
  • @tssznews There's also outing Scarred Sun's RL identity, the attacks towards SSMB and TSS staffers… Need I go on? #
  • @tssznews Well, since you insist,… Your attitude towards posting items that were gotten illicitly by your 'sources'. #
  • @tssznews That and untainted with a reputation of beating up chicks. #
  • @tssznews Then why use a fake last name, unless you're ashamed about that chick you beat up after all this time? #
  • @philvgersims Odd, isn't that supposed to happen once every 8.6 years in the UK or something? ๐Ÿ˜› #
  • @tssznews So sayeth Tristan "The chick-beater" Bresnen… Seriously, you are the last person to lecture others on hiding their tracks… <^> #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Wow, I heard about the new models, but I thought they were on hold… #
  • @Dragoneer At least they don't try to sleep with your sister or best friend. I hope. #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Which one: There's one for a 'PSP2' and one for a 'Playstation Phone'. #
  • @Svend_SPOnG SHHH! Keep it down, I have an outstanding support ticket with someone that may never get resolved if a certain group reunited. #
  • @m1kepro Yet another example of survival of the dimmest. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-22

  • @Svend_SPOnG Aww, you should have had the drunks sing "The Virgin Child Makes Her Wish Without Feeling Anything" from the No More Heroes OST #
  • #thingsthatpissmeoff How @SarahPalinUSA can spread fear & discord, incite someone to put a Congresswoman into ICU, and get off scott free. #
  • #ff One Follow Friday Special this week, to @KingCenterATL in (belated) honor of MLK day. #
  • #ff Winners!!!!: @Dragoneer @aquadan88 @magferret @philvgersims @Darkspeeds @segamedia @Urtheart @SonicTweaker @SonadowOnline & @Svend_SPOnG #
  • Welcome to this week's Follow Friday Bolita, where I pick out people who follow me @ random for mentions. Opt-out? DM me. #
  • Ah well, I'm gonna get something to eat, then start this week's Follow Friday… #
  • Another day, another long spell of waiting, for my books and my W-2. #
  • It's 6 o'clock. Time for Breakfast! #
  • @bradflick55 Oh, that's not Breaking News! It's not even front-page section material. #
  • @foreversonic Well the answer is obvious: your Mac is old, causing the formatting to take a while. Also, why Mac OS Ext'd? #
  • @Shadow5talker04 Why not use one browser and Ctrl+Tab between tabs? #
  • @foreversonic 1.) How big is it 2.) What are you formatting it to? 3.) What are you using to format it? #
  • @m1kepro Only if I win some tickets. Tickets for the Houston stop @ Toyota Center on Feb 15 are too expensive ($50 just for nosebleed seats) #
  • The time is 7:00am. Time for Breakfast! #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Good to know. ๐Ÿ˜› #
  • RIP Bizarre Creations (formerly Raising Hell Studios, the developers of Wiz 'N' Liz) #
  • @magferret It just goes to show you the power of positive bitching. #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Don't forget to stop at a coffee shop to unwind when the day's work is done. ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • @Svend_SPOnG My quick 3DS questions: How many confirmed launch titles? How many of those are from 3rd-parties? Any games to watch out for? #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Odd, I thought the mutations would be some variety of man-horse-chicken-Courtney Love hybrid #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Well that's Apple for ya… ๐Ÿ˜‰ #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Good. Please send some of that wake-up whatever over here. My sleep pattern's out of whack. #
  • Skipped lunch. Contemplating on skipping dinner, too, since what is there looks unappealing. #
  • Hungry as fuck, but the choices have no appeal to me… #
  • And they have a plan: http://huff.to/gDFvUN #
  • @FlintyFoxy Well, that beats my pint of Dulce de Leche ice cream… #
  • @m1kepro It makes you wonder about the concept of beauty in the US… in reply to m1kepro #
  • @m1kepro Keep in mind Apple's success is largely tied to Jobs. Besides, it could be worse, CNN could be reporting on who won Miss America… #
  • @Hawkz101 <^> #
  • @Farrallth I get those every 8 months or so. #doesnthaveanHSBCaccount #
  • @virginmobileus Good to hear that for the Intercept. Now if you could only update the BlackBerry Curve 8530…. #
  • @Hawkz101 @tssznews Okay, get a room, you two. You both sound like my ex bitching about Final Fantasy XI. #
  • Win: @Dragoneer @HattedHaloFox @aquadan88 @Shadow5talker04 @Dartanian88 @philvgersims @m1kepro @Sega_SonicRadio @bradflick55 @BlakeDraco #ff #
  • A quick Follow Friday Lotto for y'all, brought to you by the letters F, F, and the number 2,011 #ff #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-15

  • @Urtheart Why not all three, Urth? #
  • I'm considering this @square outfit for starting up my build-a-pc biz. Shame it's not out for BlackBerry, means I have to buy an Intercept #
  • @m1kepro I doubt it'll work. Ted Stevens did a similar thing back when he was in the Senate. I'd be more concerned with the Blacklist Bill. #
  • @m1kepro Well, it happens. The FCC takes action in halves. If it takes action at all, that is. #
  • @m1kepro I take it you think MetroPCS is the new Comcast in this regard, eh? #
  • @tssznews We would make further progress if you just faded away (or hit another chick at Bennigan's and got sent away for 5-10 years) #
  • @tssznews What little progress the community at large has made was made despite your bitch ass. #
  • @tssznews … you are the last person who should be talking about 'respect'. #
  • @tssznews … attacked a TSS staffer over his valid medical condition, posted ill-gotten content, & falsely accused Retro of hacking you… #
  • @tssznews This coming from the person who attacked Roarz regarding an administrative decision because he's a furry, (cont'd) #
  • @SonicTweaker Here's what to do: take water as warm as you can stand, add rubbing alcohol, then pour or turkeybaster in each ear. It works! #
  • @CjFoxie Better hurry, or you'll be left with the unlucky redshirt job. #
  • On the lighter side, Happy 1500th Tweet to me! #meaninglessmilestone #1500 (Reaction from The Count from Sesame Street: 1500! AHAHA!) #
  • Tomorrow on #NMH2 grind for more cash for 8-star muscle training, clothes from Airport51, then 4th Rank Fight. #
  • Stopped #NMH2 for the night at 5th rank with all Revenge Missions Complete, Step-in-Slice, NoJacket, and all four beam katanas. #
  • No More Heroes 2 is rather easier than the original oddly enough. Breezed through to Rank 5 in NMH2 faster than I did in NMH1 #
  • Okay, time to make a quick run to the crapper… #
  • If you're happy and you know it, SYNTAX ERROR #
  • @dreadknux As for my weekend plans, sleep seems to be in vogue for 2011, might give that a try and lay off the caffeine… #
  • @dreadknux Besides, real men don't use art sites. They upload everything to a server and host it thenmselves. #

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-08

  • E:\Foxboy:> : Some males are no better than women http://j.mp/eG6D1f #
  • A Follow Friday Special mention to @Sega_SonicRadio because I can and because there are a lot of good shows there (including mine). #ff #
  • #ff Winners: @blitzchris @philvgersims @cdrom1019 @DC_Farrallth @SonadowOnline @TheByrus @segamedia @dreadknux @SonicEpsilon @echohawk @Xial #
  • Welcome to Bia's Follow Friday, sponsored by ConDemed 3, out 5.Nov.2011. I pick several followers for mention @ random. Opt-out? DM me. #ff #
  • 11:24am. Need to register and payment-plan my last 4 classes, then rent textbooks off of Chegg. #
  • @Svend_SPOnG … The last time I did that I failed Photography class. #
  • @Svend_SPOnG Okay, I can take all of those EXCEPT Gears 3. I don't want to have to organize another tourney for that franchise… #
  • @SonicEpsilon Odd, I thought the traditional post-Granny Bang activity was getting stoned? It's in the Bible, after all. #
  • @Xial There should be a furcon somewhere in FL last I checked, especially since one can drive to most anywhere in FL in 8-10 hours… #
  • Just outside Port Arthur, heading back home. #
  • @tssznews The only to reclaim any credibility is to issue an apology/retraction for the past 3 years to everyone you hurt before closing…. #
  • @tssznews The reason people hate you is that you're a dishonest little fuckwad who posts ill-gotten content & write attack pieces on others. #
  • @tssznews And you keep clinging to the delusion that you're a credible journalist. Try not to beat any other chicks in the meantime. #
  • Is it just me, or are there more and more commercials for ED meds than there were last year… #
  • I need a man. Now. #
  • @BirdieGryphon My GamerTag is BiafraOnLive. I don't use it much except for Games For Windows – Live #
  • @tssznews Odd, I thought that's what you allegedly did when you allegedly hit that woman at Bennigan's… #
  • Yes, I feel like shit, but on the bright side, my annoying older sister turns 30 today! #

Some males are no better than women

My douchebag stepbrother, since my stepdad’s demise, has beaten his wife up, left her to shack up with her uncle’s wife for several months, and now is arrested for Possesion with Intent to Distribute – Meth & Child Endangerment. As a result, his wife had the house she and her mother lived in (which is in both my stepbrother and his wife’s names) seized by the police. The contents are safely tucked away, largely because of advance warning. Mom opened up our house to both her and her mom until they find an apartment, and they brought over their pets.

One of them is a fat male weinerdog who is the most neurotic I have ever met. When his owners are gone, he whimpers for attention, but won’t let anyone give it to him. The whimpering is starting to drive me crazy. Any ideas on how to deal, people?

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-01-01

  • @SonicEpsilon Wait, I thought the woman he hit in Bennigan's worked for Fox? #
  • @SonicTweaker *makes you a Shirley Temple* There ya go. #
  • Hey all! Vote for Bayonetta for @RadioSEGA's #Gameof2010 Just mention it to them with the preceeding hash tag. Thank you. #
  • @RadioSEGA #Gameof2010 Has to go to the only other series in the @SEGA arsenal (other than Sonic) that uses ring-type powerups: Bayonetta #
  • #ff No Follow Friday Specials this week, so go ahead and enjoy ringing in 2011! #
  • #ff The winners: @Jayzeach, @mattatobin, @bradflick55, @Urtheart, @Farrallth, @SonicTweaker, @HattedHaloFox, @blitzchris, @m1ket, & @Xial#
  • If it's Friday, it must be time for Follow Friday Keno, where I select multiple usernames from my twitter list. Opt-out? DM me! #ff #
  • 5AM and still conscious. This sucks. #
  • New shirt from my trip to Savannah, GA. Bought at Hot Topic… http://yfrog.com/h3xq3nj #
  • Eating leftover chinese… #
  • @BirdieGryphon I doubt any birds use Twitter, seeing as they don't have opposable thumbs… #
  • @SonicTweaker Hope you feel better, man. #
  • Yay! Chinese is here! #
  • @mattatobin If it still persists, try listening to some Samwell #
  • @SyamingLi At least penis knows how to compromise ๐Ÿ˜€ #
  • Stopped @ local corner store for more junk food. Now walking back… #
  • … I mean, I sure as hell can't. Not without being drugged out of my skull that is. #
  • I dunno how these air travelers can stand being inside several tons of metal that is several thousand feet high & going several hundred mph? #
  • @Xial Next time it happens, use pantyhose and duct-tape to make a temporary belt for your scooter. #
  • @m1kepro My mom did that so she could get into Medical Assisting at the local tech school. #
  • @m1kepro Only way I know is to pass the GED pre-test on the first try so remedial classes are unneeded, then take the actual GED test. #
  • After a trip to the crapper and a ton of food and Adult Swim, time to sleep. #
  • Just after midnight, finished a bowl of reheated queso + chips. Now on a McDs Run with brother in law… #
  • @FlintyFoxy Next year, how 'bout a pause button 4 grandma #
  • Playing Buzz! (PS2) with the family, & totally pwn'd them #
  • Merry Xmas Twitter List! #