Twits at Ten for 2012-05-13

Waiting for my clothes to finish at the washateria. #
@thekevineva You and me both, man… #
@ValorB I'd suggest @Akhmin, but she is otherwise indisposed. #
@SuperPsyguy I'm melting… melting… melting… Mitt Romney… is a douche… #
@SYAMiNGLi Oh, and welcome back. #
@SYAMiNGLi Try using hydrocortisone cream on the bites if they become too itchy. And leave them be #
@bradflick55 Sadly, the amount of gas required to fire off the word "fart" in morse code exceeds the volume capacity of the human colon. #