Apologies for the sexism, but damn if it ain’t true.
Remember, ladies
“NO WAY
NO HOW
NO MCCAIN!”
-Hilliary Clinton
McCain is going to lose Part Deux: Change we can achieve vs. America’s Hottest Governor
“Why did you do that? You realize he thinks you’re trying to get him into a three-way with us now, don’t you?”
– Dante Hicks from “Clerks II”
It’s now official, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has officially jumped onto the bad ship Lolipop (a.k.a. the John McCain Republican ticket), surprising (read: completely pissing off) the party elders. Palin, elected in 2006, is barely in her first term as governor, when McCain asked if he could tap that her to be his running mate. Since her only political credentials are:
- America’s Hottest Governor (according to News@AOL)
- Membership in the National Rifle Association
- Having a kid in iRaq
- Not having an abortion
One can only come to the following conclusion (and mind you this is pure conjecture, based on prior scandals, personal bias, etc. and should not really be taken seriously, but fills all the facts, since McCain is a complete hypocrite for appointing her after railing against Obama’s inexperience)
- McCain wants to get him, his wife Cindi, and Palin together in a three-way
Hillary V. Obama
A message for you two…
No one wants to hear the attack ads. We are tired of the castigations and the half-truths and all that BS. Can you two just shut up for one day and run a reasonably clean campaign without resorting to the ‘I’m better than you’ crap?
Extra! Extra! Mike Huckabee Shoots Himself In The Foot!
Looks like the former Arkansas Governor failed to heed the advice given to Mitt Romney. One more example of why the liberals will take back what is rightfully theirs from the conservatives.
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Message to Mitt Romney:
STOP TALKING ABOUT RELIGION YOU DOUCHE, AND PULL OUT OF THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE WHILE YOU HAVE SOME FREAKING DIGNITY!!! You may have been a halfway decent governor according to some people, but your incessant need to dodge and selectively talk about your Mormon faith is effectively shanking your campaign more efficiently than a murderer does in a child molester behind bars. Recent polling has shown that Americans DO NOT want a member of the LDS church in the White House. Nothing personal man, you just picked the wrong freaking race to run at the wrong freaking time.
In closing, SHUT UP AND PULL OUT OF THE RACE!!!
Updated 2008 US Presidential Election Predictions
A while back I made a prediction as to who will win the race to become the next American President in 2008. Allow me to refine that as I left some slots vacant
Prediction: Hillary Clinton and either Barack Obama or Bill Richardson defeat anyone the Republicans throw at them.