- The time is 7:56 am. Time for breakfast. #
- #ff One Follow Friday Special this week, going to @twidroyd for making it through Mr. Toad's Wild Ride and kicking Twitter in the nuts. #
- #ff Winners: @Urtheart @SonicTweaker @Akhmin @cdrom1019 @Farrallth @TheByrus @mattatobin @xkeepah @Xial @philvgersims @Shadow5talker04 #
- Welcome to the Follow Friday Selector Service, where random followers are mentioned. (Opt-out? DM me.) #ff #
- @FlintyFoxy Wouldn't that be classified as a nightmare? #
- @Xial Next time get it on Blu-Ray. We're in the same region as Japan when it comes to that… #
- @Dragoneer *points at you* Blasphemer! #
- @Shadow5talker04 @philvgersims I gave in just after breakfast. #
- @Shadow5talker04 Good luck! #
- @Shadow5talker04 Did somebody say McLawsuit? 😀 #
- @Svend_SPOnG Good luck, man. #
- @Hawkz101 Try Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream if you can. It's an insane mix of chocolate-covered waffle-cone, fudge, nuts, & ice cream. #
- @tssznews You forgot Lloyd Bentsen #
- @Hawkz101 Really? What flavor? #
- Saw this thought @roareyraccoon – http://youtu.be/jM4zvChNFKc #
- @roareyraccoon You know what would be the biggest mindfuck of all?… The British PM being a closet furry (or someone in his cabinet)… #
- @roareyraccoon good thing you haven't seen that episode of CSI: fron Season 4 that revolves around a furry con in Vegas. #
- And if those last 2 messages weren't enough notice, @Twidroyd is now back for Android users, so update & give @twitter @support the bird <^> #
- @philvgersims This looks like a job for coffee!!! #
- @roareyraccoon Just make sure she doesn't gorge herself on all the afterbirth she's expelling with said kittens. #
- What's the first thing you think of when you wake up in t… — Either my wang or my desktop, it depends on the day… http://4ms.me/eGIE0u #
- @m1kepro @Twidroyd not unless it comes prepaid and cheap!¡VIVA ANDROID! ¡VIVA TWIDROYD! #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-19
- Using the SMS interface to play the existential dick until @Twidroyd is back… #
- RT @twidroyd ~~ PLEASE RT ~~ a new version of twidroyd that resolves our twitter ban will be avail. shortly. <— TAKE THAT @support #
- Stopping for bread, then home.. (@ Big Chief) http://4sq.com/gW6T1j #
- Blah fucking sinuses… #
- Picking up some chicken for dinner eventually, then heading back home to my reborn desktop (yay!). #
- @m1kepro Eww, no. No one looks good with a shaved head… #
- Food! (@ McDonalds) http://4sq.com/huibVw #
- @Svend_SPOnG It could also have something to do with having our laws regarding free speech and press in the Constitution, unlike the U.K. #
- Damn, I am getting damn good at this swype thing… It's becoming more automatic with each word I swype. #android #
- @roareyraccoon At least it wasn't a telemarketer or a debt collector. #
- @Shadow5talker04 It could be worse: he could be using something annoying like the guy from @tssznews venting about how no one likes him. #
- @Svend_SPOnG Sure as hell beats hosting it in outer space on some orbiting platform or another… #
- @Svend_SPOnG Heheh, seriously, why would HM Gov't be giving money? #
- @Svend_SPOnG A tax refund, perhaps? #
- Watching some Star Trek on my new @virginmobileus Optimus V… #
- Worst. Hacker. Ever. http://bit.ly/ijxOJm #
- @xkeepah Blaaaaaah! #
- @philvgersims Most everyone sucks at bowling, man. Don't worry about it. #
- @SonicTweaker The bastard has no shame. He's a fucked up misogynist. #
- Been using Twidroyd for #Twitter on my new #Android #Phone – Its #Free give it a try. http://www.twidroyd.com #
- @sonicyoda That's because toddlers are smaller targets for pigeons to aim at than adults. #
- @Farrallth Sounds like you need some caffeine and now. #
- @Svend_SPOnG That is usually a good sign, yes. #
- Morning already? 🙂 (@ Biafra's House) http://4sq.com/giAxZg #
- Finally got my new android from @virginmobileus, the LG Optimus V #
- @roareyraccoon It just goes 2 show ya that banks should b treated as the casinos that they are (& like all casinos, the house always wins). #
- @SonicTweaker I believe that virus is spreading a lot farther than you thought. My sinuses are pounding worse than the bass in a 70's porno. #
- Ordered the @virginmobileus LG Optimus V late Sat. Now waiting for tracking number. #
- @m1kepro Odd, I thought it was created by FTD. #
- @roareyraccoon Fraid I gotcha beat, man. http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3533/img00076201008231751.jpg #
- Okay, if you were on a tropical island where the natives worship you as their local deity for some reason or another… http://4ms.me/hMQLXS #
- Seriously, ask me anything! I got this Formspring thingummy just for this reason !!! http://formspring.me/BiafraRepublic #
- @Svend_SPOnG I hate to say this, but Android is giving Apple's iOS a run for it's money. Nokia just might be ruined by allying w/ Microsoft. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-12
- Time to kick back and watch the hard freeze roll in… #
- Damn you @BlackBerry! Your @twitter client won't shorten URLs anymore! RAEG!!!!! #
- @aquadan88 While not an iPhone usr, I found this search Google's Gmail help. http://mail.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=72454 #
- The time is 7:52am. Time for Breakfast! (@ Biafra's House) http://4sq.com/fJSloB #
- @FlintyFoxy Pics please. #
- @philvgersims Trying to build that statue from DTN on Minecraft, eh? #
- @m1kepro It is 2:30am, too late for my 'A' material. #
- @m1kepro Dear Mac User: Flash sucks because severe design flaws in Mac OS X added by Steve Jobs. We apologize for the inconvenience. -Adobe #
- @Farrallth To be fair, America has 7 of the 10 deadliest snakes on Earth, and most of us avoid 'em save for cultists & venom harvesters… #
- @roareyraccoon I'm thinking this music, played over the torture scene from 'Resivoir Dogs'… #
- @tssznews Probably the same reason you pass off your pattern of abusiveness as 'old hat'. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-02-05
- @VMUcare #IPcalypse refers to the depletion of available IP addresses that are currently used. Explanation: http://j.mp/ehk6jn #
- @Svend_SPOnG Which one? #
- @virginmobileus Dear VM: How will Phone web/data service and Broadband2Go service be affected by the #IPcalypse #
- Spring begins when the first Nigerian scam of the year lands in your email's Inbox. #
- For all the Groundhog Day observers: Groundhog Day is irrelevant. The best measurement of an early spring is in Nigerian scams… #
- @Farrallth Oh not at all. It's only too much if it's in Blackletter. Ditto with the actual code… #
- …Coming soon to my hot little hands 😀 #
- Tax site: $0. Filing fee: $0. Refund joy: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else, there's Debit @MasterCard.. #