Too funny to describe…

I found this floating on my AIM account’s ’email’. Read on if you dare.

 

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X-AOL-DATE: Sun, 20 Jul 2008 1:12:50 PM Eastern Daylight Time

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Date: 20 Jul 2008 17:12:26 -0000

From: “AIM Universal Address Book” <aimuniversaladdressbook@plaxo.com>

To: “Biafra Republic” <biafrarepublic@aim.com>

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Subject: FUCK AOL’s birthday is tomorrow (Jul. 21)

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Biafra,

 

FUCK AOL’s birthday is tomorrow (Jul. 21). It’s coming up on July 21st!

 

 

Send FUCK a FREE e-card:

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=10&s=27044033&f=1&new=1&bday=2008-07-21&src=aimDay7PhotoOffVal

 

Send FUCK a printed birthday card – $3.95 each

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=13&s=27044033&f=1

 

Send FUCK a bouquet of fresh flowers – starting at $24.95

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=22&s=27044033&f=1

 

Buy FUCK gifts for her:

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=30&s=27044033&f=1

or for him:

 

 

Buy FUCK books, music, and more!

http://www.plaxo.com/click?key=BN_bmm&u=55837400640&uniq=239111274&s=27044033

or a Barnes & Noble Gift Card

http://www.plaxo.com/click?key=BN_gc&u=55837400640&uniq=239111274&s=27044033

 

 

 

With Plaxo, you’ll never forget a birthday again!

 

Thanks,

The Plaxo Team

 

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To snooze this reminder:

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=6&s=27044033

Learn more about Plaxo Birthday Reminders:

http://www.plaxo.com/support/birthday_reminder

Turn birthday reminders off for FUCK AOL or for every contact:

http://www.plaxo.com/bday?e=55837400640-239111274-2207203067&r=1&s=27044033

 

 

 

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