- @algiordano Juneteenth is the celebration of the last slaves in the South being emancipated 06/19/1865. More info: https://t.co/MXdNs53BaU in reply to AlGiordano ->
- @algiordano I figured as much, so I added some extra educational material for the rest of the class with that link. in reply to AlGiordano ->
- E:\Foxboy> NewPost.exe "Twiter Weekly Update 11.Jun.2016 – 17.Jun.2016" https://t.co/4KNXxtxV4A ->
- I do not celebrate this elaborate greeting card scam that forces me to reach out to a drunken, abusive asshole. #UnhappyFathersDay #FuckOff ->
- I am too drunk to type right now ->
- Hello everybody. I'm too drunk to type so I'm going to speak my tweets. So get ready for some fucked-up wisdom ->
- @spexfox no I know what I forgot to buy at a-kon in reply to spexfox ->
- @Bootleg_Stuff @spexfox fuck Father's Day daddy was a drunk in reply to Bootleg_Stuff ->
- Fuck Father's Day fuck it up the ass ->
- I think I may have just set up a recurring donation to Hillary for America ->
- If I did set up recurring donation I think it was pretty awesome that I could do that drunk ->
- RT @Spacemania: okay, who gave Anton Yelchin a redshirt? #toosoon ->
- RT @SciencePorn: Wise, wise words from Bill Nye. https://t.co/s8wnVOY3H5 ->
- Fuck me https://t.co/Z3ubDZ7ZBw ->
- RT @VGFGamers: Gaming > Drugs https://t.co/BvhjxgEJKe ->
- RT @TheCoffeeSnolf: https://t.co/UUBifYIX5E ->
- My anaconda don't my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun https://t.co/Z3ubDZ7ZBw ->
- @spexfox I always thought the @JonTronShow guy to needed to shave in reply to spexfox ->
- I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking planes https://t.co/Z3ubDZ7ZBw ->
- No step on snek https://t.co/AsF1Ii1Y0J ->
- OK, now that I am sober again, time to review what I did drunk ->
- OK, wow, I was really obsessed about some anaconda last night. ->
- @Nystre Or perhaps he read one fanfiction too many & decided to make Link as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. in reply to Nystre ->
- Apparently there is a Sonic .@Humble Bundle available. If I didn't own everything revealed thus far I would buy it… ->
- @sonic_hedgehog How many chili dogs does it take to make you comatose? #AskSonic in reply to sonic_hedgehog ->
- @sonic_hedgehog Oh!… Also, is it even advisable to go to Rio with the local economy on the verge of collapse? #AskSonic in reply to sonic_hedgehog ->
- Geez I need some fucking caffeine. 85 minutes to get a delivery… ->
- @SSF1991 I dunno. You're definitely linked to cannons of some kind. in reply to SSF1991 ->