Twits at Ten for 2012-01-19

B-Rep's 45th law: Any politician of long standing who is happily married for more than 10 years has a dark secret hidden deep. #
The Apostle Paul was once struck blind on the road to Tarsus by watching two camels getting it on and jerking off. #FactsWithoutWikipedia #
Sent off to Betty Crocker for a 'free cookie mix sample'. This is the result… A full 17.5 oz bag. http://t.co/SR8ZpIta #
Contrary to legend, the city of Austin, TX was named after the wrestler Steve Austin, NOT the Six Million Dollar Man. #FactsWithoutWikipedia #
The capital of China is Tallahassee #FactsWithoutWikipedia #
Immediately after the death Kim Jong-il, power was split between Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-deux, and Kim Jong-trois. #FactsWithoutWikipedia #
While under a voice ban during The Troubles, Gerry Adams was regularly voiced by actor Samuel L. Jackson #FactsWithoutWikipedia #
@kaybaileyhutch @JohnCornyn As Republicans, why are you not #anti PIPA? It breaks the net, creates censorship, & enlarges the federal gov't. #
@PeteOlson As a Republican, why are you not #anti SOPA? It breaks the net, creates censorship, & enlarges the federal gov't. #
The only members of the Animal kingdom that can be sunburned are humans and pigs. #FactsWithoutWikipedia #