Twits at Ten for 2012-04-15

@Shadow5talker04 Well technically, yeah. But due to a complicated mess of holidays in DC and a Sunday, taxes are not due until the 17th… #
@philvgersims Also, all port in your warehouses has been replaced with American non-alcoholic beer. #
@philvgersims Alright. Changing to discipline level 2. All your incoming merch packages are now either stuck in customs or The Royal Fail. #
@philvgersims This was designed as a first level disciplinary measure designed to force more updates direct from you. #
@philvgersims UPDATEN DE SITE! SCHNELL! SCHNELL! *illustrates point by summoning hordes of @Akhmin clones to force an update from you.* #
@philvgersims De site, de site. Updaten de site 😛 #
Playing Sonic Generations. http://t.co/EVPvLrt3 #
Installing Windows 8 Consumer Preview, to see if the @stephenfry simalcra from the future was right. #
@Svend_SPOnG Be glad you have regular train service and such. Amtrak is a complete mess… #
@spexfox @mattatobin Personally, I prefer David Spade as the 12th Doctor. #
@spexfox I can't. Either you're not following me or it's because your tweets are protected… #