Twits at Ten for 2012-03-12

@Det_Conan_Kudo I'm on Simple Mobile, they won't help. As for the article, it's pure optimism. No one ever deploys where I'm at that quick. #
@Det_Conan_Kudo Up until two months ago, it was worse. My phone couldn't keep a UMTS signal more than 45 seconds… #
@Det_Conan_Kudo 700kbps does not HSPA+ make, despite what my phone says. #
@Det_Conan_Kudo As for why @xkeepah uses Sprint, ask him… #
@Det_Conan_Kudo I won't hold my breath. WiMAX is never going to come and neither AT&T nor Verizon have LTE close to my house… #
@Det_Conan_Kudo But this is about @xkeepah not me #
@Det_Conan_Kudo And before you raise this, LTE (let alone the new UMTS frequency) likely won't show up where I live until 2015… #
@Det_Conan_Kudo At least on my T-Mo phone, it doesn't make much difference. #
@Det_Conan_Kudo But Sprint doesn't drop it's (albeit inferior) data speeds to 2G after 5GB #
@Det_Conan_Kudo Don't knock Sprint too bad. CDMA they may be, but this might be the only option for @xkeepah #
@xkeepah Not as worthless as AT&T… #
Phone company DSL is not very fast in crap weather, and Satellite is expensive and even slower… #
Despite everything, it's times like these that I wish @comcastcares enough to have cable internet in my part of Santa Fe, Texas. #
Playing Sonic Generations. http://t.co/EVPvLrt3 #
@peterdcohanlon You lose, good day, you stupid little shota-loving cunt. #
Ok, I'm bored #